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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Look at the pretty body under the arch...


"Dan , come here I have to show you something..."

That was the innocent line thrown at me yesterday around 10:30 at work by my boss. I get up and follow her into an office in our building that is directly across from the big huge ass arch that is the middle of the Boston Harbor Hotel.

"Look between the arch"

Scan the ground... "HELLO!"

Yeah, lying sprawled and splatted on the sidewalk between the arch and the water was a dead body. A man jumped from the Boston Harbor Hotel and met the ground 10 floors below. When I saw him, the police were just pulling up and covering him with a sheet. So I got to see the whole mangled mess. They covered him with the sheet and by the time they took the sheet off to take photos (not the tourists, the police) the whole top part was just covered in a huge mass of blood.

Within a minute basicaly every person on our floor was over on our side looking at the dead body. My friend Shelly opened the blinds in my bosses office and started waiving, "Maybe we'll be in the background of the forensic photo!" Can you imagine the investigators scanning the photo with a magnifying glass who finds this blonde head of a gorgeous girl waiving from 10 floors up and across the street? Funny.

My favorite line of comedy came from this woman on our floor Bonnie who said (and I'm not kidding you): "He looks really flat from here"

Spit take.

"He looks really flat from here" Bonnie I could kiss you but I won't.

Within a couple more minutes they had him in a gray hearse and off he went. A fire truck came and washed "the matter" from the sidewalk and took down the police tape, within an hour of the initial landing it was business as usual.

Later I realized that about 15 feet from where he landed there is an outdoor cafe/restaurant in the restaurant. Oh no, imagine having your huevos rancheros and that lands next to you! Good morning!

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

For Real?



This was the cake they had today at work for the 1st quarter birthdays. I happen to fall into that category but that is beside the point.

Look at the cake. Notice the almost black dark blue icing that not only wraps around the top and bottom outside layers, it also hugs the middle. This black blue icing is the kind that makes you shit blue for a week and stains your teeth. Not a fan.

Notice the lovely decorated red blue and green squiggles. Is March the new 4th of July? I'm so confused and disturbed by this cake. Wow.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Shoot Out at the O-Gay Corral Pt. 2



This is the scene I witnessed yesterday morning when I was walking to work... Granted, when I woke up at 6:30am at my house (just a block down) I heard helicopters and lots of sirens... I knew something was going on. I checked the news and nothing. A couple minutes later: "BREAKING NEWS" on Fox25. Two people have been shot at 470 Mass Ave. Um, hello - that's like a couple doors down - WHAT THE FUCK? I go on about my day.

As I'm leaving the house they have Mass Ave Northbound blocked off at Tremont so I cross the street to get to the train. I see about 6 News trucks and about 50 people blocking the sidewalk. I slam into a couple reporters trying to get them out of the way so I can go to work and realize that there is an abnormally high number of folks still on the sidewalk. It's been 2 hours folks move it along.

Then I look across the street at 470 only to see the dead body lying on the front steps of the brownstone. HELLO! Good Morning Mass Ave! I actually laughed out loud because I was sooooo not expecting to see that! I thought it was inside the building not right there on the front steps - don't know why... just did.

What's up with my neighborhood lately? I know that Boston's crime rate is rising and that the murder tally is higher than ever but this makes two shootings since last summer. Not pleased. To read about last summers Shoot Out at the O-Gay Corral - click here. I was however very pleased to later discover that this shooting, you know... the one with the man lying dead on the steps as I went to work was an act of domestic disturbance. An attempted murder-suicide of someone they know. I know its still bad, but that makes me much happier than thinking its some random shootout! Read on below...



On steps of brownstone, a grim scene of violence
Man shot girlfriend, then killed himself, police say

By John R. Ellement, Globe Staff | March 21, 2006

Gunfire rattled residents of a South End street early yesterday when a man shot his estranged girlfriend in the head as she left her building and then turned the gun on himself, police and witnesses said.

The man, whose name was also withheld, died, collapsing on the front steps of the Massachusetts Avenue brownstone where his body lay underneath a yellow tarp for about three hours until police and the medical examiner's office removed him. Police recovered a large revolver at the man's feet.

The scene disrupted traffic and startled passing pedestrians, commuters, and residents.

''It was really sad to see it," longtime neighbor David Pimenta said of the shooting and the aftermath, with the man's body remaining on the steps of the residence. ''This is my home."

Neighbors and residents said that the wounded woman lived in a second-floor unit at 470 Massachusetts Ave. and that she had changed the locks on her door last December, fearing a man known as Ronnie would return.

''I heard like two tires busting," resident Walter Jones said yesterday as he stood outside the building where the woman lives. ''I was trying to get out the door, and I saw a guy lying there and a woman; she was getting help" from authorities.

Dwayne Dunkley, a barber at A1 Barber around the corner on Tremont Street, said he knew the couple from the neighborhood and had last seen them about a week ago at the Massachusetts Avenue Silver Line stop.

''It seemed like they were getting back together . . . He was all bubbly, talking," said Dunkley, who added that the couple had started dating about eight months ago. ''She didn't seem too enthusiastic . . . She didn't seem to be into it."

Raymond Abraham, who lives above the woman's apartment, said that the woman feared the man he knew as Ronnie. ''She didn't want him to come here," he said. ''She changed the locks on her door so he couldn't come back around here."

In October, police removed a verbally abusive man named Ronald from the woman's apartment at her request, but no restraining order was sought in Boston Municipal Court, records show.

In a statement yesterday, police said that the investigation into the shooting was ongoing, but that ''there are indications that this is likely a domestic violence incident between two people."

The shooting occurred in a block of brownstones with a mix of condominiums and apartments between Columbus Avenue and Tremont Street.

Several residents described the building as a rooming house, where individuals rent rooms and share bathrooms. According to the city Licensing Board, the building is not licensed to operate as a rooming house.

Board chairman Daniel Pokaski said the board may order an investigation of the premises. If questions emerge, he said, ''we will have the owner in and find out what's going on."

A woman at the property who identified herself as the building owner but would not give her name, declined comment yesterday. Assessing records list the owner as Louise Lillian Martin.

Pimenta, who has lived across the street from the shooting scene for 17 years, said that the owner died last year and that her daughter has continued to manage the property. He said the building has a large amount of traffic, but has not caused problems for neighbors.

After the shooting, police closed the northbound lane of Massachusetts Avenue between Columbus Avenue and Tremont Street as they processed the scene. School buses, pedestrians, and dozens of commuters drove past as the body lay on the steps.

Police and the medical examiners office removed the body about 9:30 a.m., stationing MBTA buses on Massachusetts Avenue to shield their actions from news cameras across the street.

Because of the shooting, a community group, the United South End Settlements, planned to hold a meeting last night with police at the nearby Harriet Tubman House.

John Ellement can be reached at ellement@globe.com.

© Copyright 2006 Globe Newspaper Company.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Off to see a screening of NIGHT WATCH!

I'll let you know all the vampire goodness when I get back!

Friday, February 10, 2006

APPLE STORE - BACK BAY!


Apple is opening a store in downtown Boston finally! iFucking Yeah!

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

BANNED!

I finally updated the 1st Official Ban of 2006!

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

I Soften... Good or Bad

Okay I'll admit it, I slowly have a growing heart for children. Not that I would ever want one but since I've been around a baby since its birth I guess I have to admit that they are not as bad as I once thought. BeBe is quite possibly the damned cutest thing on earth and she is a hoot! Regardless, this was just setup to for the following and my intolerance for the heartbreak of it all.

In Mass yesterday a 27 year old woman and her 9 month old child were found murdered in their house. The husband is away "mysteriously" so right away we all suspect. But, today the family's website was released and I actually couldn't look at the whole site because there is a whole section just for the child and her pictures all the way through this Christmas and the heart-ache of this defenseless 9 month old being murdered forced me to turn away. I would never have normally turned away, but the recent photos of her happiness accompanied by the knowledge that she was just murdered made me pretty sick... I'm weaking. Is the heart not as black? Huh...

Now here's a reason to not put your kid online (if the husband didn't do it)