Weigh in on weight

Somehow I weight 162 lbs and feel like I weigh about 200. Homo needs to do some working out. It may be because I havent been able to ride my bike in over a week and that I ate 3 big meals yesterday but I am sure I am on par with Mrs. Grape.

But can Mrs. Grape's fat ass sail? Mine did, and it did not sink the 34' boat either. All I wanted to do on Saturday when Jon and I hit the Boston Sailing Club up on their Free Sailing Day was to strap myself in a lifejacket to the mast of the boat and scream out "I'm Sailing, I'm Sailing!" ala What About Bob?.