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Red Sox Fans Are Idiots!
So I am watching the news this morning and there was a fluff piece about the god-damned Red Sox “Curse” (something to do with ever since Babe Ruth was traded, the Sox have never won a World Series or something like that).
Apparently on Tuesday night's game, Manny Ramirez hit a ball and it went into the left field stands and smacked some 16 year old kid in the face. It cut his lip open and busted out two teeth.
So this “news” piece was about this 16 year old and his family and how they truly, in all honesty and insanity believe that this will reverse the curse. See, said 16 year old and his family live in Babe Ruth’s old house (which I will admit is a severe coincidence). The kid said that he hopes that because he “spilled blood” in the stadium it will reverse the curse because of his family’s connection to Babe Ruth. Are you fucking crazy? It’s like watching the Branch Dividians speak, honestly...