Sometimes I'm So Gay...

At times I don’t believe I fit certain stereotypes about being a flaming queer (like the other day when Jon and I replaced the faucet in our kitchen) but then I find myself thinking I couldn’t be more gay; let’s say like right now when I find myself sitting here singing Kelly Clarkson’s “Since You Been Gone” over and over in my head and contemplating the breakup of Alexander Payne and Sandra Oh and why oh why did Mario Vazquez leave me, er... American Idol?