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I know, I know... I bitch. But what else are these things good for? Enjoy following my near panic attacks, threats of bodily harm on the public and just general rants on every and anything.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

55 Pages of Potter Left!

Oh I can barely stand it. I've only got 55 pages left in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince and I had to leave for work! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Ugh, if I wasn't still temping and having the joy of not being paid if I call in sick... today soooo would have been a faked sore throat or an aneurism. At lunch I hope to finish... hour or no hour I'm not coming back until this war is over! Muggles be damned!

Monday, July 25, 2005

TVGuide Podcast Finally Names Me!


I've had numerous mentions or questions answered on the TVGuide podcasts over the last month or two but have never had my name or monicker mentioned. Why the dis? Well finally, the anonomity is over! This past week's Podcast (July 21st) gave me the well deserved props... head on over the check it out (there are mentions of Ryan Reynolds, Fifteen, and Degrassi - what more could you ask for?

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Celebrity Psychos - GENIUS!


Please rush to the newsstand to sneak a peek at the cover the NEW YORK MAGAZINE! It's brilliance!

Monday, July 18, 2005

The End is TOO Near...


Say it isn’t so… On their first day back from vacation and their first day sans E! crew, Howard Stern and Co. announced that more than likely their time on our celestial airwaves has been cut much shorter than originally planned. It has been prophesized that September will be the end of Howard Stern on our FM dial instead of January when he is planned to begin his Sirius Satellite gig. THAT’S TOO FUCKING SOON!

I am a devout Howard fan and listen every morning. Without their wacky and at times heartfelt commentary on things it will just not feel like morning any more. What will one have to look forward to? Getting dressed? Going to work? What the hell are we to do? I’m sick over it…

It's OFficial - I've Got a Part Time Job...


As of this past Saturday, I am officially a member of the Coolidge Corner Theatre family. If you don’t live in Boston, The Coolidge is the best indie movie/revival house around. Not only do they show some of the best independent features, they have shorts programs, book signings, amateur porn nights, Buffy sing-a-longs, Freaks and Geeks Pajama Parties, midnight movies, female wrestling, high school film classes, children’s events, and a movie house pet cat named Ticket that funnily enough took a shirt in the main theatre Saturday night!

It’s hipster city when you look at the employees so somehow I must be the uncoolest thirtysomething working there – I’ve got the fauxhawk and the tattoos so maybe I’m not that out of the loop.

I’m excited to be part of the indie scene here in Boston as The Coolidge gets tons of events for filmmakers (national and local) and I’m hoping this could really help me meet some more film people in the Boston area to keep me motivated.

My first night there, we were screening March of The Penguins, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Mad Hot Ballroom, and a local documentary called The Minutemen. The midnight movies were Steamboy, and are you ready for this… Deep Throat! What?

Friday, July 15, 2005

Get Ready, it's Harry Potter Time!


Okay so I am a total spaz. I will be attending a Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince party tonight in Newton. It's held by Newtonville Bookstore, which is a small independent bookstore with the best party planned ever. Tom Perrotta (author of Election and Little Children) will be reading from the Potter books. While I thought Little Children was somewhat disappointing, Election is an amazingly funny book and film. Also, Kay Hanley is performing and I just love her. In case you're not in the know, she was the lead singer of Letters to Cleo (from Boston) and is now living in LA. Her last solo effort was incredible. There will be scar painting, wizard hat making, drinks and snacks! If nothing else, it will be a hoot to see which kids dress up. And no, not me.

So I just finished reading a 20 page synopsis of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix because to tell the truth after 2 years it gets a little rusty. We've been told in preparation for this 6th book that there will be death of a main character. It had me thinking. They wouldnt dare kill Hermione because she is an amazingly strong female character and young girls I am sure look up to her. Ron wont die because he's comic relief. So who? Dumbledore? Is he alive anyway? He's like 1000 years old or something. As I read the synopsis it hit me though, it will be Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia. As prophecised, as long as a he can call her house home for some part of the year he is protected from Voldemort because Petunia is a blood link to Harry's Mother. Petunia must die before the end of book six so that by the final book, Harry is on the lam - exposed and forced into the final battle of his life. Oh yeah, I figured it out.

What if J.K. Rowling turns the Potter series into the Horror factor? In horror movies whenever an innocent teen loses their virginity they ultimately die. Will a character lose it at Hogwarts this term? Will that be the death of them? Is Voldemort really Jason Vorheese?

I'll post pics from the HP Party later.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Jagged Little Pill - Acoustic



I wasn’t sure what to think of her redoing the perfect (in my book at least) first cd as a 10th anniversary acoustic edition. It really speaks to a specific time and place in music history and in my personal life. There was such great emotion and raw energy in JLP that it’s hard to reimagine it for the masses 10 years later and have it be relevant.

Obviously I’ve grown and moved on as has Alanis. She is hardly the angry and grungy neophyte from 1995 that spit out the lines: “You took me out to wine, dine, 69 me…” and “Are you thinking of me when you fuck her…”. The Alanis of today is a much more mature and centered (zen even) woman that has learned to control her anger and desperation. This has not really kept her in the spotlight or sold records but she has a place in music history that is well deserved. Somehow I own every album she’s ever released and have seen her in concert about 10 times. Amongst those albums in my collection is the classic MTV Unplugged which offers up acoustic versions of most of JLP so why would I need this new version? Well, quite simply I wanted to see how she’s progressed and see if she’s been able to transcend the original unplugged and numerous acoustic tours.

I’m happy to say that this new Starbucks exclusive JLP:Acoustic as a whole is an incredible tribute to the original. Some of the arrangements bring new levels of sadness to what was once an angry offering. It’s almost as if by redoing the album she was able to give us an update on her feelings toward the emotions within those songs, like going back in time and mending fences that may have been broken or burned. It was surprisingly resonate and I really did find myself thoroughly enjoying the acoustic album as a whole.

If you’re a fan of her chicken like acoustic warbling and seizure-like inflections please go out and get this album when you stop by for Starbuck’s new summer drink – The Green Tea Lemonade! They almost go together like Tea & T (only Lil Jenn will get that reference).

Starbucks New Summer Treat!



Sweet Jesus, Starbucks just started selling an ICED GREEN TEA LEMONADE that is quite possibly orgasmic. No more going to the once banned Peet's for their Jasmine Lime Iced Tea!

It's summery goodness and I likey.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

London Bombings


As you may or may not know, London is where I will be moving if and when George W. Bush manages to declare Gay Marriages as unconstitutional country wide. Yes I know he’s declared it verbally but I’m talking able to pass legislation declaration. Whatever, so not the point. The point is that I love London and think that their subway system is the best in the world.

When Jon and I went, our hotel was right where this morning I woke to find that a double-decker bus had been blown to smithereens. A jigga what? Don’t go blowing up London folks, I may need to live there one day.

As for their Underground system, it’s the cleanest and most organized subway system I’ve ever been on. Jon was quick to point out that the Russell Square Underground station (kaboom this morning) was the one that puts the Davis Sq. T Stop to shame. The Russell Sq. stop is the furthest below London of any of the subway stations. The escalator is so long and steep that when you are at the bottom its impossible to see the top and vice-versa. Middle height on that thing is enough to give you vertigo as a top and bottom are not in sight and the endless advertisements running the walls and mechanical stairs as far as the eye can see will send one into a panic. The staircase has a health warning at the top and bottom, it’s that severe of an incline and distance underground.

Can you imagine trying to climb out of that tunnel with I’m sure no power, no air conditioning and the fear that another blast could happen any second? To top it all off, you have to walk up like 4 million stairs? Everest is nothing compared to the Russell Sq. Underground Station. No thank you.

Poor London.

That reminds me – Jon and I reported a mysterious bag to the Underground Police when we were there as well. We were on a train on our way back to the Airport and right by a door of the car we were riding in was a backpack that had no owner. After a stop or two we both noticed it. I was such a freakazoid that I had to get off the train. I was sure that thing was going to blow and I was not going down with it. Off we go! We have to head down a maze of stairwells to find a Police officer. We tell them about the bag and that the train is heading toward the airport. They rush around, thanking us. I think Jon actually said we were New Yorkers to justify our fear. I know, I need help.

As we awaited the next train to take us to what I worried was my next death vehicle (the plane) I kept looking down the tracks bracing myself for a mini dust cloud and fireball. It never came. Thank goodness the next train did though!

An Evening with Freaks and Geeks creator Paul Feig!


Paul Feig wouldn’t tell the sold out crowd at The Coolidge Corner Theatre about his adolescent neck injury from trying to “recreate the sensation one receives” when getting a blowjob but many other embarrassments of riches were brought up as he read from his new book “Superstud.” Co-sponsored by Brookline Booksmith and the Coolidge, the creator of the series of perfection “Freaks and Geeks” was blown away by the crowd that gathered to hear him speak, sign and introduce two of his favorite episodes of “F&G” on this unbearably rainy evening in Boston.

From the “rope feeling” to nude photo art escapades all the way to his days as Detroit’s stand in Ronald McDonald he filled the packed crowd with incredibly funny stories and jabs at the Hollywood elite as he recanted his days of geekdom and stardom as the man behind one of televisions most underrated yet worshiped shows in history. He’s tall and skinny; a fast talker with a bombastic voice that just gives him this presence and likeability that is undeniably sweet and mild-mannered.

He conceded that Sam and Lindsay are the two characters he most identified with and most represented his childhood. Sam was the shorter version of Paul Feig in High School but Lindsay represented Paul Feig at the time the series was created. He joked that Lindsay was him at age 30 – it took males till the age of 30 to reach the maturity level of a High School girl. He also let it be known that he had quite the soft spot for Bill Haverchuck as he really did represent the “geek” of 1980 and that originally Bill was based off of his friend that actually was semi-retarded but that the network didn’t really want to go that direction.

In casting he said that his favorite story was when they were in Quebec seeing hundreds of actors, he came across Stephen Lea Sheppard sitting in the corner reading a book. He eventually was cast as Harris Trinsky and shooting was just about to begin on the first episode so they had to rush immigration papers for Sheppard as he was Canadian and supposed to be in the infamous fight scene along with Bill and Neal but apparently “rushing” immigration papers is only done if there is no other person in the American that can perform the task that this immigrant is to perform. So, Paul Feig forged recommendation letters from Speilberg and Scorsese saying that Stephem Lea Sheppard is the best actor they’ve ever seen. It was hysterical! If you’ve seen the show, you know that although he is quite funny, he’s no Oscar contender nor the prettiest of the bunch!

I fucking love the guy! He was a showrunner that actually lived and breathed his series. He put all of his heart and soul into those characters and honestly wanted to do nothing more than tell the tale of the other half – those outside of the cheerleading and football circles. He talked about how NBC was so frustrated with the stories because there were no “victories” for the characters – nothing big and good came to them. He said he always argued that there were victories in every story… by the end of each episode it was a victory that those characters survived. It was a funny comment but you could tell that THAT really was the goal and heart of the show.

The two episodes that he chose to screen were “among” his favorites. The first was “Girlfriends and Boyfriends” which had his favorite Harold Weir story (Korean hookers and misspent $5 bill). The second was “Looks and Books” where Lindsay wrecks her parents car after Daniel and the gang convince her to help them get band equipment. This is the one where Lindsay rejoins the Mathletes and the one where Sam slaps on that leisure suit to impress Cindy with his new look. Genius!

Unlike Harold Weir losing his virginity to a $5 Korean Red Light District Hooker, my night with Paul Feig was incredible and the best $5 I've spent in ages! Well, make that the best $5 Jon spent in ages as I didn't have cash on me. Whoops!

Donna, sorry you missed it. You would have just died.